As a company, when a whore makes a return visit we like to step it up and make the encore memorably epic. Today, we totally missed that mark. However, it’s not our fault at all. It’s all due to this muscle dyke piece of shit coming in and fucking bombing. This is what happens when our primary whore decides to be an even bigger cunt and not show up. Now we’re left flipping through our local whore handbook to see what pig is close enough and get herself here last minute. Today’s loser… Skylar Rae. You probably don’t remember her because she’s totally forgettable. Clearly, this type of work isn’t for her… but that’s what makes it fun. We all had a good time making her feel like shit and cry.